Thursday, November 10, 2005

MySpace = MyIdiot

Guys, I know it is hard to put yourself out there. Trust me, I understand it more than you know. But if you are going to make an attempt to get to know me....try to be a little creative or original. I put a little effort into my profile, the very least you can do is say something even remotely witty. AND what is up with not spelling or capitalizing anything correctly. Idiots. Come on now. You think that writing that "You're cute LOL" is going to make me swoon? Good God, here's a fiver - buy yourself a clue.

Some examples of the poor pathetic excuse to get me interested are:

you remind me of an angel in heaven;you deserve the very best in life tell your parents they did a faboulas job making you take care write back

Very nice pictures. And not too far away LOL

read what you had to write about yourself, interesting. you write well on the fly, at least that's how it sounds. saw your pics too, of course, you're extremely cute.


hi there , very nice profile and pictures of you, wondering if you care to chat and maybe i was your type at all?


hi, i would love to chat sometime. i loved your ad.

GOOD GOD MEN - what is wrong with you. Sure, thanks for liking my ad, but you have hair growing out of your're going to have to come up with something better than, "You say in your profile you'll give anything a chance, give me one too." - fuck off.

A better example would be:

I have to say, you have the most detalied, thought-provoking and meaningful profile on MySpace. I can't believe I had to actually SCROLL DOWN in order to finish reading what you wrote. Haha. Surprisingly/alarmingly, I think that is what sets me apart from the rest right off the bat... the fact that I actually read what you wrote before I replied with some dumbass comment like "wanted to send sum luv. Thanks for the add, hit me back..." When I see these comments, I start to feel like text messaging and IMing is making the world dumber. People don't even know how to spell anymore! I know you are not looking for a quick hook up, which is perfect because I usually take at least a half an hour or so. Haha. JK. Do you live on Prospect Avenue? Just curious. I alomst bought a condo there, but I opted for Ramsey instead. Well, I just wanted to say "hello" and let you know that I would like to talk to you more and get to know more about you (if that is okay with you). Have a good night and I will talk to you soon.
This guy got a nod from me and I'm happy to say he doesn't seem like a homo....yet.

I'll keep you all posted on the turn of events going on here. Interesting to say the least.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

How about "You want me" and "I'm to sexy" guess who. . .